Area 51 Here I Come!

Does anyone remember Sea Monkeys? I had those when I was a kid. Begged for them, actually. When I got them, they hatched, but I could barely see them and then they died soon after.

What if you could have something like a Sea Monkey, but that didn't die 3 days after you got it and had a computer chip brain and could communicate with a website?

The Birth of the Test Tube Alien~Part 1


The Birth of the Test Tube Alien~Part 2


Evidently,all you have to do is add water to the little aliens, a chrysalis emerges and the moment it hatches, you can go to Alien Adoption World (linked below) and it will start communicating with the website. Y'all know, of course, this is a Japanese invention. Who else but the Japanese could conceive of something like this? Cool yes? Especially if you have kids. (I don't have kids, but it still sounds cool to me. It brings back childhood memories. The good ones.)

I swear there is a part of my brain that is still 8 years old.

Ok, the technical stuff:
Orders placed by Dec. 19th will arrive in time for Christmas. It's a kit and has everything to start growing your little aliens, to feed them (the feed you give them is called "sloog"), and the tube in which it is to grow. The entire kit is only available at Alien Adoption World (hot linked above). $40.00 bucks. Alien Adoption World Collectors Kits

I never knew there was a price on aliens, but evidently this is it. Cheaper than I imagined it would be. Y'know I thought aliens somehow would be, I don't know...I can't even finish this sentence. I keep imagining the little things growing in their tubes and actually communicating. (EDIT: After watching the videos of the birth of the test tube alien, I don't think I can rightly call them "little things" any more. They're kind of large, actually.) Kinda gross. Kinda weird, but cool at the same time.

Has my cheese totally slid off my cracker that I think this is the coolest thing ever?